A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “Hello,
could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from me!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my
girlfriend’s sister [...]
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Interviewer to Millionaire: “To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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Never translate IT terms to the Malay Language. Why Mahathir insist on using English for math and science. Because global uses the language as information’s and / or technology language at this moment.How danger it is if we’re trying to use in Bahasa, especially in school. See example below..
- hardware = barangkeras
- software = baranglembut
- [...]
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1. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with [...]
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