A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “Hello,
could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I
think she is expecting something from me!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going
out, he returns and tells him: “Give me another condom because my
girlfriend’s sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in
a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects
something from me too.”
The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes allusions…and since she invited me for dinner, I think she
is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: “Dear Lord,bless this
dinner…thank you for all you give us…!!!”
A minute later the boy is still praying: “Thank you Lord for your
kindness…”
Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head
down.The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more
than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear:
“I didn’t know you were so religious!!!”
The boy replies:”I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!!!
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Interviewer to Millionaire: “To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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What the hell? Is this the way a “democratic” country supposed to be?
C:\>nslookup malaysia-today.net
Server: cns1.tm.net.my
Address: 202.188.0.132Name: malaysia-today.net
Address: 127.0.0.1
Easy as that! TM set this in the nameserver which Streamyx users need to connect to the internet. So whoever went to the website using Streamyx or any TM’s package, the nameserver will redirect it back to their own PC. Haihz. Aren’t we supposed to be free to talk about anything, including the government? Well, doesn’t seems that way. Freedom to speak MY ASS!
Anyway, the website is still accessible via other ISP in Malaysia. And for TM users (Streamyx), you can access through this url, http://mt.harapanmalaysia.com/2008/. I can bet later other sites will be blocked, like they blocked our minds and human rights.
WTF is the management of Malaysia is trying to prove !??!?!
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